Comedy Skits

Comedy Skits Collection

A growing collection of favourite comedy skits.

1. Peter Cook & Dudley Moore – Jesus' Life

2. The Four Yorkshiremen Sketch

 Law of One - 5D process

52.7 Questioner: Am I correct, then, in assuming that discipline of the personality, knowledge of self, and control, shall I say, in strengthening of the will would be what any fifth-density entity would see as those things of importance?

Ra: I am Ra. In actuality these things are of importance in third through early seventh densities. The only correction in nuance that we would make is your use of the word, control. It is paramount that it be understood that it is not desirable or helpful to the growth of the understanding, may we say, of an entity by itself to control thought processes or impulses except where they may result in actions not consonant with the Law of One. Control may seem to be a short-cut to discipline, peace, and illumination. However, this very control potentiates and necessitates the further incarnative experience in order to balance this control or repression of that self which is perfect.

Instead, we appreciate and recommend the use of your second verb in regard to the use of the will. 

• Disciple of Personality
• Knowledge of Self
• Will

Acceptance of self, forgiveness of self, and the direction of the will; this is the path towards the disciplined personality. Your faculty of will is that which is powerful within you as co-Creator. You cannot ascribe to this faculty too much importance. Thus it must be carefully used and directed in service to others for those upon the positively oriented path.

There is great danger in the use of the will as the personality becomes stronger, for it may be used even subconsciously in ways reducing the polarity of the entity.

The Old Woman’s Miraculous Powers

 The Old Woman’s Miraculous Powers

Magu, Nanquan and another monk were on pilgrimage. Along the way they met a woman who had a teashop. The woman prepared a pot of tea and brought three cups. She said to them, ‘Oh monks, let those of you with miraculous powers drink tea.’

The three looked at each other and the woman said, ‘Watch this decrepit old woman show her miraculous powers.’ Then she picked up the cups, poured the tea, and went out.

China, Eighth-Ninth Centuries

From The Hidden Lamp, p.312

 The Lies We Teach Our Kids

These are screenshots of Appendix 1 from this book written by Stephen Jennison Smith. This appendix explains the prediction of Stephens that the second coming of Christ will be in 2037.

 

 Edgar Allan Poe

A poem by the genius Edgar Allan Poe

A Dream Within a Dream

By Edgar Allan Poe

Take this kiss upon the brow!

And, in parting from you now,

Thus much let me avow —

You are not wrong, who deem

That my days have been a dream;

Yet if hope has flown away

In a night, or in a day,

In a vision, or in none,

Is it therefore the less gone? 

All that we see or seem

Is but a dream within a dream.

I stand amid the roar

Of a surf-tormented shore,

And I hold within my hand

Grains of the golden sand —

How few! yet how they creep

Through my fingers to the deep,

While I weep — while I weep!

O God! Can I not grasp

Them with a tighter clasp?

O God! can I not save

One from the pitiless wave?

Is all that we see or seem

But a dream within a dream?

The final bit of a super film: The Raven (2012)

Alan Watts Koan

Alan Watts

One of my favourite koans, which I think Alan Watts once shared, could be called “The Monk That Farted.” It goes like this:

A junior monk is sprawled on a sofa reading sacred texts with his feet up. A senior monk walks by and rebukes him: “Straighten up! Show some respect when reading holy writings—sit properly in a chair.” The junior monk responds… by farting.

Beautifully absurd. And profound. Zen in action.

There are many recordings of some of the amazing and thought provoking talks online by Alan Watts, like this one:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/E8e7G8SOGEQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=591E6zqWqA8

Spiritual Laws - or Natural Law

Spiritual Laws

There are many sources for these perennial truths that there is a Natural law. The best exposition of this is from the  Ultimate Alignment Protocol course by Christof Melchizedek:

The spiritual laws are:

The Law of Affirmation: Manifesting Reality Through the Power of Words
​​​​​​​"Words are, in my not-so-humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic." - J.K. Rowling

The Law of Attraction: The Magnetic Power of Coherent Vibration
​​​​​​​"We create what frequency you resonate at” - Christof Melchizedek

The Law of Belief: The Power of Conviction
"Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle." - Christian D. Larson.

The Law of Cause and Effect (and Karma): The Cycle of Action and Reaction
"Every action has equal and opposite reaction. This is law of the universe and spares none." - Anil Sinha

The Law of Circulation, Circle, and Return: The Cycle of Giving and Receiving
"In the circle of life, it's the wheel of fortune, it's the leap of faith, it's the band of hope. Till we find our place on the path unwinding, in the circle of life." - Elton John

The Law of Creation: Sculpting Soul Purpose with Conscious Intent
​​​​​​​“The highest path of incarnating into physical form is self actualise through the expression of your Soul purpose at it’s highest possible potential and impact” - Christof Melchizedek

The Law of Energy and Energy Transmutation: The Power of Evolution and Transformation
​​​​​​​"Energy can neither be created nor destroyed; energy can only be transferred or changed from one form to another." - First Law of Thermodynamics

The Law of Focus: Directing the Power of Attention
"The more you focus and concentrate your energy and attention" 

The Law of Gratitude and Appreciation, Happiness and Joy: The Symphony of Life’s Blessings
​​​​​​​"Joy is the simplest form of gratitude." - Karl Barth

The Law of Intention or Purpose: The Compass of Life
​​​​​​​"The secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his time when it comes." - Benjamin Disraeli

The Law of Inner Guidance: The Inner Compass That Never Fails
"Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes." - Carl Jung

The Law of Rhythm and Rotation - The Ebb and Flow of Life
"Life is a rhythm between rest and movement." - Osho

The Law of Synchronicity  - The Cosmic Dance of Harmony
"Synchronicity is an ever-present reality for those who have eyes to see." - Carl Jung

Each one has a long explanation and a transmission for intentional alignment.
Please check out the course if you would like to know (and experience) more.